Whats missing in urban culture? by Mar-q

its on some...........this is Mar-q and for those of you that read my intro blog, and E-money's introduction and you're still here, congratulations you have been pre-approved to rock out with the 3 Sages. If you're really feelin the urban literature being manufactured on this blog please go ahead and hit like, share, or leave a comment. If you find your self not feeling our views and opinions then you can go ahead and leave your hateful comments in the comment section, where a cute, tiny, little fairy will come along and sprinkle some "Give a F*ck Dust™" on your comment.

Nah, seriously though, if you disagree with some of the views you can RESPECTFULLY leave your own thoughts in the comments, and I will DEBATE (not argue) with you. To those of you that feel I'm just being negative and I want to bash your  favorite artist, trends, and fashion cuz I don't want to see you happy, chilllllll I'm never negative. I just want you to stop being stupid, the same way a personal trainer would want you to stop being fat, feel me. When obese(stupid) people first get a personal trainer's(my) services they get upset because they have to do sit ups(think critically), and cut out unhealthy food(stop idolizing ignorance),  these type of requirements  leave the  person being trained highly upset at the  trainer. Just like a personal trainer, I'm only here to help. I just don't want you to mentally look how these people physically look

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 I just dont  want you to perform any major life failures like this guy

Let me get into what I'm really here to blog about. I'm gonna talk about something most people don't have. This sh*t is rare like jeremy lin's story, (sports fans relate) this sh*t is rare like that candy in pokemon, (gamers relate) this sh*t is rare like a rapper coming out after 2005 and actually having talent (rap fans relate). Yeah this thing I'm talking about is so elusive to society, people that have it should be considered an endangered species, they should keep these people in eco-friendly habitats so they can preserve their breed .....lemme chill with all this description and building up. I'm talking about MORALS...I know most of you are like, "what the f*ck is that?". Don't worry, I'm here to put yall on to this magical sh*t I'm talking about. Next time your alone with your best friend's significant other, right before you whip out your crotch peice to fornicate you should say, "Hey.....maybe......just maybe I should not commence in piping my dear friend's spouse..............................................................................

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Thats what MORALS are all about. When you're married in a happy relationship and that other person is great with the kids, loves you unconditionally, is always there for you, and works to shelter and feed your bum ass, your thought process should be something like, " I should not cheat with some person I just met, yeah they tell funny jokes and have a nice smile but that doesn't add up to what my wife/husband does for me ".       MORALS!

These decisions are what morals are about. Don't have ya mom struggling to make the rent, while your using wild electricity, eating all the food, and not contributing to the bills cuz you want to stay fly, and purchase an abundant amount of sneakers, when ya mother ask you to help her carry the groceries in the crib, don't be like, "f*ck outta here with that sh*t ma", all while being in the age range of 30. Dont be tight(angry) cause you stopped gettin an allowance at 21.    NOT MORALS


If your home boy takes you in while your homeless, and buys you a phone so u can look for a job. Your mentality should be, "I'm NOT gonna go over the minutes on the phone, disappear when he wants me to pay the overage charges, and tell various whores that he's on ya d*ck and wont let you "do you".
        MORALS






Don't get me wrong I'm not the nicest guy in the world, If I see u comin down the hallway i try to close the elevator door on you to avoid small talk, I go to my mothers crib drink all the juice and leave, yeah im THAT GUY, however I wont have sex with my neighbors wife while he's at work though, I'm not gonna go to my moms crib and steal bread out her purse like that's what's hott, I'm not gonna have you put me onto a new job then bad mouth you to the boss, hoping I get that promotion over you. If you my dude I might not give you a pound everytime I meet up with you, or leave from you, but I'm not gonna run away if your getting jumped and then come back afterwards like "damn son, you aight though"


I know some of you are relating to these scenarios saying
QUESTION 1)" mar-q I dont like my girl, what am I gonna do if I'm not cheating?"


QUESTION 2)"mar-q my best friends girl is sexy, how am I not gay if I don't take the pum when she throws it at me?"


QUESTION 3)"MAR-Q! ..........if I help pay rent how am I gonna get fly with foolish clothing expenditures, and get this years madden?)


Relax I have answers, I don't expect you to solve things using logic and common sense. I know you people get asked questions like, what's your name? And your answer is "yes". I know you just spent your rent on some jays (jordan sneakers) and gotta sell your t.v.,laptop, and bed just to have a residence to store your newly acquired kicks(sneakers). I know your that person that steals electronics and then brings it back to the store when it malfunctions, and expects them to fix it. I know you were the misguided youth showing up at job interviews wearing the Jerry West throwback jersey and matching fitted, all because your parents, teachers, and Jay-z did not inform you that that was not the best choice of attire.

"nah hov did that, so hopefully you wouldn't have to go through that"

Let me answer your questions though:

Question 1 answered) if you don't like ya girl/man then break up with them.(there is no need to partake in scum baggery)

QUESTION 2 answered) contrary to popular belief you are not gay if opt to not have sex with a female( you don't  have to pipe down every creature with a vagina)

QUESTION 3 answered) KILL YOUR SELF! (Make it swift and effecient)


I know yall still not feelin me on this topic, many have stopped reading this already, some of you think this is a joke or some "lame ni**a sh*t", but na man, this is "life improvement". You cant be that guy who borrows money from ya boy, then cant pay it back, puts on a ski mask and robs his mother, then pays him back like, "i gave you extra cuz you my ni**a", na....................................... thats not good