Music reviews 5/1/12

Its on some this is Mar-q, back with that fresh post for yall. Been a minute since the last post cause I been working on my own music and such, but now I'm back to put yall on to some literature. As promised I'm gonna get started with some album reviews.

Ranking system: F=doo doo kaka, D= train more, C=skillful, B=Master shinobi, A=Elite, S= Sage(f*ckin incredible)
                                                                    The review Panel

Yeah man, I had a hard time with this, because contrary to what people think..... I don't like to be negative but damn, this chick is "different" (sigh). I just don't know about stuff like this. I really want to say positive things about this, but I have an education beyond elementary, I remember when Biggie was alive, I listened to all of Nas's Music, and my mom was not on drugs while pregnant with me..... feel me? Her album represents whats wrong with society as a whole........... shorty album is like, going into a restaurant with gold tables, crystal walls, a glass floor filled with water and fish swimming in it........its like this restaurant has sexy topless waitresses that dance on request. You would love to go this restaurant until you open up the menu and all you see is: Drinks: Water $18 , Food: Bread $30.......AND THATS IT. You payin for ambiance and appearence. But yall probably like "oh he jus hatin", okay let me tell you what this album is about.....1) every other chick aint sh*t compared to her 2) she makes more money than you 3) strange gibberish. When you think shorty gonna be a regular human and just rap, she just starts singing about puttin her d*ck in your face. Theres only 7 tracks on this album....well to be more precise, after 7 tracks its like you turned on z100 or whateva your local pop station is. There are only 7 rap songs, then its singin and techno. Yo, I'm glad shorty is sexy cuz this is "different". On the good side though, all the tracks are club/radio compatible, and the beats are cool.

Ranking: D+

I wasn't feelin these Odd future dudes when they came out, but these dudes grew on me, these dudes are like some wild monkeys that just happen to know how to rap and produce. This project has something for all your rap interests. Tracks like "50" give you that mosh pit, throwin bows, wild out rap. You want some good ole spittin and flowin you got tracks like "Forest". You need some ignorant juice in your life they got the track "We got b*tches". You're some emotional rap fan who likes the men in women's clothing movement? Don't worry Frank Ocean is providing you with some singing crap on "White". I didn't like every track on here, but what I'm not feelin, some one else definitely will. These dudes got more goin on than eatin roaches and dissin Jesus (SMH).

Ranking: C+

  

ACTION BRONSON! This is a fat white dude that raps about food and messes up his raps and leaves it on the track...........BUT with that being the case this dude is lookin like the next big thing. This project makes me feel like the 90's are back, this makes me feel like pun is still alive, this got me feelin like Wu-tang is still being played on the radio, this feels like DMX is on T.V. for something other than being arrested. Ya mans don't really got no super lyrical things to say, he just has a cool flow, and speaks about what he wants. He may speak in a way where he compares things to food, he may tell you about him and his son getting orally pleased at the same time.Yo honestly, I cant explain why this is so hot. This is just some real rap shit.

Ranking: B

                                                         Underground vs Commercial


This is the best sounding thing I heard in my life. Better than sex.


Ranking: S

As you can see I am about to review the new Lil B mixtape. This guy is pure genius, he shows you just why the pet rock was being sold in stores. People are so dumb these days that they will get behind any movement and purchase anything. If the media made it look cool enough and made it look like a "must have", people would pay to get infected with H.I.V. He always raps off beat, it doesn't seem as if he has any of his songs engineered, and I won't speak on his lyrical content. I'll just leave you with one line: "b*tches on my d*ck cuz I look like Matlock"......... I'll leave it to you to decipher what that means.

Ranking: F

but an S for his ability to capitalize off of stupidity

JADAKISS- Consignment. Rap just has no respect, the rap game is like that dude that you take in when he's homeless and down on his luck, then that same dude is able to pick him self up and becomes big time, but when you go to say what up to him in a club, he just gives you a head nod and brushes you off. This is how rap has treated Kiss. This dude deserves Jay-z recognition, he is an unsung legend. He made real songs with Biggie no made up sh*t. Let me speak on the actual project though. It hurts me that this dude has so many new wack dudes on his tracks, he shouldn't be reaching out to these dudes to stay relevant, they should be paying  atleast $50,000 for his presence on a track. As a listener who is used to hearing him spit poison on tracks, I should not have to suffer through these other dudes spittin strawberry Nesquik. He would get a better rating If he didn't put all these "flavor of the month" artists on his project.


Ranking: C


That's all for now, lata